{
letters

A.
B.
C.
D.
E.
F.
G.
H.
I.
J.
K.
L.
M.
N.
O.
P.
Q.
R.
S.
T.
U.
V.
W.
X.
Y.
Z.
I. M.
U. R.
H. G.
J. P.
I. P.
}

{
first_names

Shimone
Murray
Mortis
Mtumbe
Boggs
Oxnard
Odienda
Brock
Rupert
Bob
Joe
Jill
Kegs
Pabst
Palm Tree
Hobo Spice
Jerkwad
Rotilda
Bertha
Gladys
Elmer
Crebagail
Ezmerelda
Hosebag
Soggy Pete
Salty Jack
Hubert
Jimston
Orson
Stinklebrock
Fishy Bob
Fats
Mittens
Ingrid
Forrest
Brad
Jon
Eddie
Moneybags
Jeeves
Englebert
Phobos
Deimos
Bunny
Zorba
Goody
Dima
Dmitry
RoboGoalie
Steve
Rob
Hilda
Dave
Candice
Candy
Bubbles
Buttercup
Blossom
Florida
Reno
Steeltown
Brickhouse
Stanley
Paul
Mary
Manuel
Bartleby
Julius
Lance
Bruce
Heinz
Hanz
Franz
Glenn
Mikey
Ulrich
Ed
Edwin
Petunia
Rutteger
Fauntleroy
Myron
Marty
Warren
Thelma
Snake
Jezebelle
Wendell
Buster
Theodor
Bertrand
Alucard
Arthur
}

{
last_names

Weakman
Farnsworth
Simpson
Griffin
Venture
Burkesnord
Wilson
Schoonmaker
Goldsnatcher
Palmer
Stillwell
Grabovsky
Tzu
Sulu
Toodlespork
Brandywine
Flynn
Erlenmyer
Boozechug
Samson
McSly
Stinkypants
Horsebones
Six Tooth
Twelve-Pack
Monkeybelly
Finkleborn
Smelly Pants
Meatpile
Brocklestink
Pinklestink
Cottagebottom
Scroddler
Winthrop
Hairbody
MacTeaberry
Pimpwell
Goodpimp
McPeter
Briggs
Tennis
Dodge
Codswollop
Peebles
Chumplestern
Hot Sauce
Humperdink
Flumpapopolis
Doppapopolis
Badwife
Hogsbelly
Hogbristle
Hogswaggler
Cornstuffer
Juarez
Goodwife
Mediocrewife
Bufflekill
Winklestein
Winklebaum
Heffenmeier
Softhammer
Hardpillow
Buggabed
Plumpbody
Oddswick
Pluger
Jones
Smith
Brown
Cooper
Hutz
Reamer
Diamond
de Quincey
}

{
adjectives

Rastafarian
Pastafarian
Bearded
Dreadful
Squatting
Mad Flossin'
Fancy
Studious
Itchy
Smelly
Weak
Saucy
Cheesey
Hairy
Sketchy
Sucka
Dirty
Zombie
Blowhard
Pantsless
Chunky
Weaslefaced
Illegitimate
Fast
Smooth
Smoove
Discourteous
Squeaky Clean
Crazy
Icy
Frosty
Aserose
Asinine
Benign
Harmless
Deadly
Freestanding
Harmonious
Filthy
Gentle
Jewel Encrusted
Geriatric
Youngin'
Old
Young
Octagenarian
Foreign
Local
Emotionally Distant
Looming
Proud
Meek
Fearful
Bold
Refreshing
Distasteful
Tasty
Nauseating
Blasphemous
Pleasant
Unpleasant
Plump
Thin
Sour
Sweet
Floury
Flowery
Bitter
Mercurial
Illiterate
Well-read
Presumptuous
Pulsating
Drunken
Sober
Pirate
Wily
Puritan
Amish
}

{
prefix

Baron
Duke
Arch Duke
Professor
Mr.
Mrs.
Ms.
Colonel
Effigy of
Statue of
Replica of
Clone of
Captain
Prince
Lord
Sir
King
Queen
Earl
The Imperial
Emperor
President
Vice President
Viceroy
Chamberlain
Vice Chamberlain
Prime Minister
Her Royal Majesty
His Royal Majesty
Dr.
Constable
Officer
Master
Inspector
Agent
Secret Agent
Public Agent
Grand Poobah
Tax Collector
Admiral
Rear Admiral
Space Admiral
Space Cadet
General
Brigadier General
Private
The Good Ship
Funk Master
Grand Master
Park Ranger
Bus Driver
Custodian
Commodore
Mailperson 
Reverend
The Right Honorable
His Lordship
His Stickiness
Leftenant
The Second Coming of
Son of
Bride of
}

{
titles

, Concerned Parent
, Convex Polyhedron
, President of PETA
, Lord of the Dance
, the Dirty Hippy
, the Robot
, the Sasquatch
, the Overworked
, the Underpayed
, the Forlorn
, the Jubilant
, the Strangely Glad
, With Weak Mustachio
, Rummager of Trash
, the Jive
, the Grotesque
, Pickler of Onions
, Roaster of Chestnuts
, Scrazz King
, the Poorly Groomed
, the Ill Conceived
, Master of Puppets
, the Cowardly
, the Overly Masculine
, The Overly Feminine
. BAM!
, the Omega
, the Alpha
, Floor-Dweller
, Mouth-Breather
, the C.H.U.D.
, the False Prophet
, the Poorly Endowed
, the Unsatisfying
, the Selfish Lover
, the Blingful
, the On Fire
, the Furious
, the Greek
, the Annoying
, the Burger King
, the Real Estate King
, 5 of 17
, the Odd
, Telephone Sanitizer
, Area Man
, Area Woman
, Fox News Correspondent
, Oral Hygiene Enthusiast
, the Tweaked
, the Twitchy
, the Fresh
, Bringer of Light
, Keeper of the Flame
, the Bald
, the Hairfaced
, the Daring
's Ghost
's Doormat
's Conscience
's Supple Belly
's Pot-bellied Pig
's Inner Child
's Butler
's Maid
's Manservant
's Bootlicker
's Great Uncle Murray
's Tumor
's Personal Savior
's Torso
's Only Weakness
, the Sheepish
, License to Thrill
, License to Ill
, License to Kill
, Esq.
, Bottomfeeder
, Superstar
, Substandardstar
, Automaton
, Heterotroph
, Autotroph
, Post-zygote
, Clumsy Oaf
, Rocket Scientist
, Bumbling Lummox
, the Purple
, the Maroon
, the Yellow
, the Orange
, the Green
, the Pink
, the Red Stripe
, Umbrella Collector
, Stamp Collector
, Leg Waxer
, the Dust Pig
, Do-gooder
, Ill-wisher
, Emperor of the Moon
, Gimbling Enthusiast
, Hustler of Pigs
, Pennypincher
, Know-it-all
, Wantwit
, Licensed Bikini Inspector
, Albino
, Amateur Pantywaist
, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8
, Crackpot
, a Cuddly Baby Tapir
, Milkmaid
, Accredited Realtor
, Eligible Bachelor
, the Wrongly Accused
, the Justly Imprisoned
, the Fifteenth Incarnation of the Buddha
, the Masterful Ninja
, the Startlingly Inept Ninja
, Wearer of Velcro Shoes
, the Recently Deceased.
, Dracula Guy
, a Giant Lizard
, Warrior for Love and Peace
!
}

{
nick_name

"No Foolin"
"Boxcar"
"Trainyard"
"Union Pacific"
"The Corporal"
"That's Fresh!"
"Applesauce"
"High Roller"
"Low Roller"
"The Raging Platypus"
"The Echidna"
"The Cuddly Koala"
"The Grateful"
"The Impudent"
"Rainbow"
"Rainbow Hippy"
"Rainbow Hippybottom"
"Lintpocket"
"Stickyfingers"
"Four Fingers"
"Escalade"
"Festiva"
"Pinto"
"Sorta Cool"
"Not Cool"
"Totally Cool"
"Big Pimpin"
"Cash Money"
"Not Reuben"
"Freezer Burn"
"Pit Stain"
"Five Second"
"No Preservatives"
"Throwing Star"
"Running Start"
"Fresh Yesterday"
"Expired Milk" 
"No Pants"
"The Shepherd"
"Too Ugly"
"Too Handsome"
"Too Tall"
"Too Short"
"Too Much Makeup"
"Cellphone Implant"
"Cod Smell"
"Fish Stink"
"Barrel Eater"
"Nice Guy"
"Mean Dude"
"No Hair"
"Hairless"
"Furmaster"
"The Beard"
"Fish Stick"
"Smokestacks"
"Mars Matrix"
"Full of Beans"
}

{
full_names

Mighty Zeus
Jabba the Hutt
Urinal Cake
Cheese Burglar
Rupert Murdoch
Sauce Sacks
Illius McGrillius
Illa Magilla
Ronald McDonald
Pope Benedict XVI
Niccolo Machiavelli
Nikola Tesla
Jules Verne
Josef Stalin
Mahatma Gandhi
Abraham Lincoln
Evil Abraham Lincoln
Benjamin Franklin
Thomas Jefferson
Isaac Newton
Gottfried Leibniz
Friedrich Gauss
Alan Turing
Leonhard Euler
Leonardo Fibonacci
Leonardo da Vinci
Methuselah
Konrad Zuse
Donald Knuth
Jabberwocky
Rumpapumpalox
Bill Clinton
George W. Bush
Al Gore
Tony Blair
Gandalf
Frodo
Condoleeza Rice
Dick Cheney
John Ashcroft
Dingus Squatford Jr.
}

{
abs_full_names

Angry Red Balloon!
Patty's Is Awesome
WIBSTR!
Supafly
The Stuart J. Mershon Memorial Table
Pinbot
Tobererererer
Sweetcheeks
Brian Bowcock
Guy Fawkes
Laser Pirate Alpha
Laser Pirate Beta
Laser Pirate Gamma
George Washington!
Moonshine Monkey Dance
Grumpypants
Big Tobacco
Count Funkula
Angel of Death
Angle of Death
Samparaella Von Samplestein
Testy MacTesterson
Ronny Cordova
Uncle Knut
Marlboro Fliptop Box
Winston Fliptop Box
Kool Fliptop Box
Amazin' Nate
Ill Mitch
Da Nizza
Inspekta P
Captian Von Crab
Malcolm P-Dazzle
Smokestacks McPeter
Mikey B.
Jackie Chan
Crazy Goggles Man
}